It has been a long time since I posted, and it’s been an even longer time since I posted something in the YCMTU category, which stands for “You Can’t Make This Up!” Not only have I not been blogging much, but I also haven’t been following the blogosphere nearly as much as I used to. (That’s probably a good thing). But every now and then I cave and check out what others have written. This YCMTU gem comes after my visit to Cyberbrethern yesterday, the blog of CPH editor Paul McCain. He said, “No, I’m not making this up.” And I say, “You can’t make this up!”
Now churches can share the Lord’s supper … and nothing more.
Passing the bread and wine may also be passing 80% of all contagious illnesses.
It’s troubling, but true. The majority of all infectious diseases are passed by human contact.* During cold and flu season congregations are all at a greatly increased risk for shared sickness every time the cup and bread are passed.
Purity Communion brings an innovative way to keep the host both sacred and sanitary. The Body + Blood Host and Dispensing System provides a totally hygienic way to protect the participants and sanctity of communion. Wafers are wine-infused, baked and packaged in sleeves for the Purity dispenser – ready for your communion service.
*Source: Web MD
That’s a direct quote from the website selling hands-free host dispensers. The desire not to spread germs is the selling point. Let’s think about this! Our Lord Jesus probably did not use Purell hand sanitizer prior to distributing the bread during the institution of Holy Communion, nor did he consult the Centers for Disease Control and ask for their opinion regarding the wisdom of a common chalice for the distribution of the wine. American pragmatism aside, I wonder if anyone considered the implications of this position. Do we really want to imply that our omniscient Lord was unwise and unsanitary when he instituted the Sacrament for his Church?
I’m not at all suggesting that church leaders should strive to be obnoxiously unsanitary in their approach to the distribution of Holy Communion. But it seems to me that we would be better spent sharing more concern about the real harm that could come when we do not receive the sacrament properly (a.k.a. 1 Corinthians 11:27-30) rather than the assumed harm that could come via germs. At some point, we need to have a simple faith in the Sacrament of our Lord’s body and blood.
Yep. You can’t make this up.

The Wisconsin Evangelical Lutheran Synod holds to the biblical teaching that human life begins at conception and that the unborn are fully human beings, created by God. We are deeply distressed that the government of the United States would require the health care plans of our church-affiliated organizations to provide abortion-inducing drugs or other procedures that would end the life of an unborn child and would require coverage for any other medical treatment that violates our teachings and conscience.
But this was no ordinary street musician, and this was no ordinary performance. This performance was really an experiment set up by the Washington Post. The musician was internationally acclaimed violinist Joshua Bell. Three days before this little experiment, Bell had played at Boston’s Symphony Hall, where the “pretty good” seats sell for $100 each. Bell has played before royalty—literally. For a typical performance, his pay averages about $1,000 a minute. And the violin he carried with him? It was handcrafted in 1713 by Antonio Stradivari toward the end of his career, when Stradivari had essentially perfected his craftsmanship. The price tag on Bell’s three-century old violin is reported to be a mere $3.5 million.
A liturgically-leaning Lutheran liturgist is the last person who is going to tell you to ditch your Thanksgiving family traditions. Traditions and rituals are ways that we express significance and value when words seem insufficient to make that statement. But what would happen if your Thanksgiving celebration took place without the usual hoopla? No traditions, no turkey and trimmings, no tummies filled with delicious delicacies and desserts. Could you still have a real thanksgiving celebration? Our gut reaction might be to say, “No,” but our faith assures us that the answer is otherwise. In fact, you could be standing in the unemployment line, not knowing where the next paycheck is coming from, and consuming nothing more than tomato soup and grilled cheese sandwiches for Thanksgiving dinner, and yet you could still have a more joyous Thanksgiving celebration than the family next door who has more food than they know what to do with.

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